New Element Discovered

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I'm not sure if this should be here or as a "political discussion" on another board. Heh heh......................

A major research institution has

recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to


The new element has been named Governmentium.


(Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and

198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons

which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles

called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert;

however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction

with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium

can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second

to take over four days to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; It does not

decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of

the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,

Governmentium's Mass will actually increase over time, since each

reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming


This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to

believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical

concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical

morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes element that radiates just as much energy as

Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many


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Very True!!!

Also I think it is the main source of Global Warming due to all the excess hot air expelled in the pressurized heated atmosphere that this element thrives on...which expands to other areas especially on various time schedules of the week/year/cycle of the element interacting with it's base or with an antagonist agent. this heavy element is also a black hole for sucking up resources especially money.

This element is frequently a heavy burden on the shoulders of those who are subject to it.


God bless everyone

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