tg1911

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  1. Try this:

    OE / Tools / Accounts... / Mail tab

    Highlite your account, then click "Properties"

    "Servers" tab

    Under "Server Information":

    Incoming Mail Server __ POP3

    Incoming Mail (POP3): __ pop3.sbcglobal.yahoo.com

    Outgoing Mail (SMTP): __smtp.sbcglobal.yahoo.com

    "Advanced" tab

    Outgoing Mail (SMTP): __ 25

    Incoming Mail (POP3): __ 110

    You can also adjust your Server Timeouts here

    Apply / OK

    Hope this helps.

  2. A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"

    letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

    Dear Ricky,

    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us

    is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,

    since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.

    Please return the picture of me I sent to you.

    Love, Becky

    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any

    snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,

    ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of

    Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he

    had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that

    envelope....along with this note:

    Dear Becky,

    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the 'Hell' you are.

    Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

    Take Care, Ricky

  3. Welcome aboard, Chappy.

    Glad to see you made it. B's done a great job with this board. It feels more and more like the old CFH boards, everyday. I think you will enjoy your stay here. It seems almost like every day we get more people from G4, for those same reasons.

    Cows,

    Check it out for yourself, at this link.

    G4 Tech Forum

  4. Boudreaux's twenty-one-year-old daughter tell her parents she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, they go to the drugstore to buy apregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting,

    cursing, crying, Boudreaux says, "Who was the pig that did this to

    you ? I want to know!

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari

    stops in front of the Boudreaux's house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the living room with Boudreaux, the mother and the girl, and tells them, "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, Boudreaux, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on

    the man's shoulder and tells him, "Den' you try agin'!"

  5. "Father", he says," Forgive me for I have sinned. The other day I saw me

    wife bent over the freezer an' I was overcome with lust, I was, Father, an'

    I had me evil and wicked way with her then an' there, I did, Father."

    "This was your own wife you are talking about is it my son?", asks the Priest.

    "Aye Father, it was."

    "Well then, my son, you have not committed any sin at all", replies the priest

    "Are ye sure, Father?"

    "Of course I'm sure. You are allowed to give way to your carnal desires with your own wife", the priest reassures him.

    "So, I'll still get into heaven then?", asks the man.

    "Yes, of course you will", says the priest.

    "An' I'll still be allowed into Church?", asks the man.

    "Of course. You will be most welcome", replies the priest.

    "Oh. Thank goodness", says the man, " 'cos I don't think they'll let me in

    Wal-Mart again!"

  6. Don't know how to get in touch with him, but not posting probably has to do with power outages (I hope). There are some places reporting that they won't have full electrical services for at least a month.

  7. Two old men were sitting on a front porch just watching life pass by.Suddenly, a Great Dane walks across their front lawn. The dog stops, lays down, and begins licking itself.

    The first old man says, "Boy, I sure wish I could do that."

    The other old man says, "I don't know. If I were you, I'd try petting him first."