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  1. THE TOILET SEAT Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whats
  5. "Dogs Welcome" A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote: SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night
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  10. If you had one of those days ... enjoy!! - Ormie the pig
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  12. I don't care if anyone wishes to test me for drugs ... I have nothing to hide since I only use prescribed medications. In my last place of employment one of the staff was a drug user and scammed the company out of $100,000 before she got caught. No drug testing of employees was done so perhaps with today's popularity of drug usage, it is not such a bad idea. And living in a right wing regime also kept Canada out of a deep recession and the #1 country rated out of 10 [up from #4] worldwide for investing into. Not bad when other countries are going bankrupt. On one hand people complain go
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