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  1. CONGRATS!! God bless all the little children..
  2. Well, the way prices have come down... I would look at the dual layer burners. Sony has one for about $100. And.... a coaster is what you use a DVD disk for after you screw up.
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    Seems to me that there has been "remote" external hard drives out for years... USB connections I believe...
  4. Heh heh, funny huh? The fastest, best machines out there and no idea on how to secure them...
  5. Happybirthday tooooooo youuuuuu!
  6. Good decision..... n00bs like me need no temptation.
  7. Don't know about you Nerelda... but I change mine often. No matter how well i like one, it's not long before I'm looking for something different. Searching for them is fun too!
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    Alright! fess up my man... Just when did you get married? (sobs) Yes tonight I will be alone, the wife wants me on the couch, and to tell you the truth I don't feel like moving off so it is a win, win situation for me....hahahhahahahaha
  9. Well, it sure is tough making up my mind at 6am.... really liked #1. #8 is real super too. But, being a critter lover... I had to go with #4. that cat is great, and I like dark wallpaper. Looks like you still have 3 to make a decision on. Tough choices.
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    Ya, sure Tyme... but never answer them. Hiya guy, welcome back. Humm, well I like fruitcake too, but I have to admit.. liver and onions are great! But my all time favorite is...... camp site eggs... throw the meat and vegs into the pan.... add eggs and cheese. wash it all down with champagne cocktails.... burnt toast too. nice and smokey from the open fire.
  11. 18 minutes?? My scans take an hour or more... full scan, in safe mode.
  12. Well, heck! I'll buy a round... beers, cokes, dews, and a bit of JD, all around!
  13. G4?.....G4? hummm, G4? I seem to remember.r.r.r something G4? Jeesch, I just dunno.. Oohhh, yah! (looks through bookmarks, under all this great stuff) Nawwww, nevermind
  14. Wow! Nerelda... I can save over half!! for my Lexmark Thank you, thank you, thank you....
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    Gerry Haliwell virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB. AOL virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. BT virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AOL virus. Politically Correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism." Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. Government Economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. New World Order virus: P
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    Work Ethics

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and W
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    $200.00 !

    ohn and his wife Mary were having a shower together in their upstairs bathroom when the doorbell rang. Mary heard the bell, got out of the shower, wrapped a towel around her, went downstairs, and opened the door. Their neighbor Charlie looked at her from the doorway, and said, "Oh. I see that I got you out of the shower. Sorry about that." "That's all right," Mary said, "What do you want?" Not too much... my goodness you have beautiful skin. It's so pink from the shower. Mary, if I was to give you a hundred dollars, would you remove the towel from your upper body?" Mary thought about it for a
  18. You can also just use: this will connect you to any one of the servers available. I have that and a few others configured in my chat client. So I have the option to choose a server if need be.
  19. Blah, blah, blah... They can't fix XP and now the new one?? So, stop supporting XP like the others? Linix or Mac is sounding better all the time.
  20. Yep, I found the time window too, when I signed up. Nice easy to use site.
  21. Bozodog goes down.. hollering and screaming!!!! "not until my cold mummified hands fall off the keyboard!" How dare they jam it down our throats! I have no need for anything it offers. *SPITS* on Bill Gates!
  22. Yayyy!! welcome back TK! Real glad to hear you're doing so well.
  23. Here's hopes for a speedy recovery. And a prayer for her and her family.
  24. The Borg versus Microsoft "Star Trek Lost Episodes" transcript. Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?" Geordi "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology." Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen. Riker looks puzzled. "What in the world is 'Microsoft'?" Data turns to answer. "Allow me to explain. We will send this program, for some reason called 'Windows', through