Makai

I try not to offend people, but, I'm not always successful. I hear you. Me too.

Your wish is granted, but you are now Jeanna Bush. I wish I could help Liz quit falling in the pool.

Intelligence.

Heh Heh stayed away from slapping myself again.

LOL! Robroy. OK your wish is granted but you have to sleep on a bed of nails and glass. I wish I could stop reality shows.

Yes this place is finally getting the traffic it deserves. Great people.

Um.... how'd you know about that about me? That's scary.

OK I'll take a stab. I grant your wish. You're the prettiest woman on earth, but your IQ just dropped to Brittney Spears. I wish I could fly. (Am I getting this?)

Mac Thats an impressive resume. I'm sorry youthful indescretions prevented you from going where you wanted to go. Unfortunenately thats often the case. I'm glad you're here and helping people out. There were plenty of times things I did could have gotten me or someone else killed. I'm amazed really that no one got seriously hurt. Youth is like that, smart but not wise.

Venal (Heh heh, whose the Catholics around here)

I agree. People are directing them here, which is a good thing. *Dang this is the second time this week I've had to slap myself silly for quoting Martha Stewart*

Yes it's good to see the parrot hanging here. *Raises glass*

Dang again, don't worry we'll look after things.

Jen, no bashing allowed. You seemed like a nice person at the old place, you'll fit in jist fine here.

Thats a funny post. Several insiders are helping out. Subtlety just goes right over their heads.

Those are some strange people running that place. I still contend a police raid would turn up many ice pipes.

LOL! You'll like much better here.

Hey Jen. Good to see you here.

Once again you may be the only lucky recipient.

Yeah, you can make me Minister of Silly Walks.

It's Hawaiian. Makai means towards the ocean. Mauka means towards the mountains. I prefer going towards the ocean. I miss Hawaii alot. edit:spelling

He'd be good to have around on campouts.

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