flashh4

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  1. Howdy guys, i am having problems with my Lexmark X1100 all in one printer/copier/scanner. When i go to print something it gives me the option of how many copies i want, i set it to 1 but when it starts coping it gives me 3 copies. Any one got a suggestion how to fix this ?? Thanks Chuck
  2. Howdy, just gonna add my favorite ! http://www.twd.in/funny_videos/general/top...ube-videos.html Hope this shows cause i have never posted a video before !! Chuck
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    Veteran's Day

    Howdy, as for one i'd like to say thanks guys, my youngest granddaughter came to me and said thanks grandpa .... made my day ! And thank you to all my brothers in arms ! Chuck
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    Woke Up To This

    Howdy JSKY, we got about the same in Northern Wyoming, snowed all day yesterday and last night. Ower lines are broke and tress from the heavy wet snow ! Grand daughters made a big snow man 1 Later Chuck
  5. Howdy guys, thought mabe someone would get a chuckle out of these !! These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty. ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid! ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh.....are you qualified to ask that question? And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Chuck
  6. Howdy, Congrats Jeff. job well done !!!!!!! Chuck
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    A_z Of Tv Shows

    Howdy, V ..... Valarie
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    We Need Your Input

    Howdy Guys, i'd like to see more color added. If it's possible, it just seems kinda bla compared to other sites. Jusy my thought !! Thanks Chuck
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    A_z Of Tv Shows

    Howdy, C ..... Carol Burnett Show
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    A_z Of Tv Shows

    Howdy, W.... Wonder Woman
  11. Howdy, thought i would let you guys know that there is a way to get your email from *Outlook Express* while using the FF3 browser. I have played with this and now have a solution. Download http://webdesigns.ms11.net/getmail.html Then Click >> tools >> add/ons >> click the Options box in Get Mail Plus 3.2 click, change it to say *C:\ program files\outlook express* <<< *(After you do this the first time)* then after that you only have to click Tools >> Get mail .. Read Mail ... when the Outlook Express folder opens click >> msimn.exe picture and Outlook Express mail will open. It works for me !!!! Chuck
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    A_z Of Tv Shows

    Howdy ..... X = Xena: Warrior Princess Chuck
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    A_z Of Tv Shows

    Howdy ...... Paladin
  14. Howdy, By the way, who are "they". Do you mean Combofix developers <<< yep Thanks ill give them the link. So they can find out why or what ever they do. Chuck
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    A_z Of Tv Shows

    Howdy, ...... Meet The Press
  16. Howdy shanenin, they would like to find out why or if it was Combofix. Can i give them a link to your post ??
  17. Howdy shanenin, i made a post about your problem with Combofix and they want to talk with you about this, is it ok if i give a link to your topic here !! Thanks Chuck
  18. The death of Common Sense !!!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I met Mr. Common Sense early in my life and he told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by. Today I read his obituary. Please join me for a moment of silence in remembrance. For Common Sense had served us all so well for so many generations. Obituary Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't legally defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know my Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him pass this on. If not, JOIN THE MAJORITY AND DO NOTHING! Chuck
  19. Howdy Gerry, Is it still necessary to keep Windows updated? Sadly to say but "YES" you still need wimdows to get updates and something other than FF3 to get email. Chuck
  20. Howdy guys, i worked a log where the user was infected like this: He visited a site to download an Antivirus and it seems the latest variant appears to have the close and X button reprogrammed to install the nasty if you click them so you have to close the browser , preferably with task manager when it pops up you get infected. Hope this helps ! So yes you can get infected by just visiting a site ! Chuck
  21. Howdy guys, i would like to point out that you should not keep making post until you have heard back from a HJT expert on your first post. Because HJT experts look for topics that has no replys, if it has a reply then usually it means that another HJt expert is working the topic and they don't click to see that you replied to your own topic. Flik please don't post in someones topic either, if you need help please start your own topic. WWW if BT doesn't get someone to look at your log. please start a new topic with no replys in a few days !!! Sorry to but in but thought i would let you guys know !! Chuck
  22. Howdy Jeff. i noticed it around 8:00 am mountain time zone this morning but all seems fine now. Thanks for letting us know. Chuck
  23. Howdy you need to make sure the index-bat box is unchecked. Here, this will be handy. http://209.85.173.104/search?q=cache:lgmM2...lient=firefox-a Chuck
  24. Howdy, i have known TT a long time and this is well deserved. Lead on TT !!!!!! Chuck
  25. Howdy joe, i found this site very useful while my granddaughter and i were looking or an answer to a problem she had in college. Hope your friend finds some good reading. http://209.85.141.104/search?q=cache:F0rry...lient=firefox-a Stay Safe Chuck